A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.
You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.
A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.
You are in a garden, and you are astonished."
We had a customer come in last week, flip through our graphic novels, pull one out, slam it down on the counter, and *yell* at me for having it priced at $50 when it was “a penny on Amazon”. Calm down, dude, no one’s forcing you to buy it at that price. Feel free to give Amazon your .01 + 3.99 shipping.
I thanked him for his ‘input’, and put it back on the shelf when he was gone. We have thousands of books listed online, most of them since before I bought the store, and we haven’t got around making sure every single one has kept up with the times.
I hadn’t re-checked that graphic novel before this morning, when it sold online for $50. Maybe it wasn’t the cheapest one listed, but someone thought it was worth it to get it in the good condition that our copy is, as is our high rating guaranteeing that it will arrive safely, or heck, maybe the customer just wanted to ship it a couple states down instead of across the country.
You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them
All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected
I made this last night. I like it… The way the dark pages intermingle when the book is opened creeps me out. If this book contained a story, what would the story be about, and how would it be read?